Guys - I'm relieved to be writing this vent.

The closing chapter to this story...

10 vents later lol. #yikes

I appreciate all of you bearing with me as I recapitulated - frens, frenemies, & enemies alike.

I appreciate you as a reader.

Now that this chain of events is out there - you can come to your own conclusions. Let's f*cking wrap it up.

I kept talking to Sharpe until November of last year. She was still spilling her secrets to me. Still confiding in me as a best friend. Still trashing me on the sly.

It's hard to comprehend someone stabbing you in the back when they're texting you things like:

Sharpe - you lost your best friend because of your own actions - take some accountability.

I was a good friend to you. A best friend to you. Every tantrum. Every meltdown. I was there. & now that I look back, you deserved none of it.

Let me ask you Sharpe, over the year we were friends - “best friends” - what did you learn about me? Because I know A LOT about you. Your past. Your dreams. Your demons. I know them.

& I know you don't know mine. Why? Because you’re a selfish person - & your two favorite words are "me" and "I".

The situation with Sharpe's mom that she mentioned above? Her mom sent all of her baby pictures, toddler items, etc. to Colorado without notice because she didn't have room at her place anymore to store them. Is that selfish of Sharpe’s mom? I mean not really. I guess it's not the most "mom" thing to do lol (like my mom wouldn't do that), but if you don't have the space, you don't have the space. The not telling part could be viewed as selfish (I guess); but I think Sharpe FREAKING out over this incident and icing her mom out for weeks is more selfish.

The irony here is Sharpe will blast her mom on the reg for being SOOOO selfish - but either the apple didn't fall far from the tree or Sharpe needs to take a long hard look in the mirror.

Just so happens, I have a mirror:

Austin City Limits - Sharpe makes Dudley leave because they don't have the kind of alcohol she wants. #selfish
New York City - Sharpe makes an unwilling Dudley go back to the hotel instead of spending more time with his best friend because she's tired. #selfish
RiNo - Dudley's best friend's girlfriend kicks Sharpe out of the car in the middle of the road at night - she can no longer stand Sharpe's selfish tantrum.
Las Vegas - Sharpe makes Dudley run around looking for tums while we are all walking to the club because her stomach hurts. #selfish (and like are you 4 years old??)
Blink 182 - Sharpe makes a car of 8 people stop at King Soopers for Kool-Aid before the concert because she CAN'T have a drink without it. #selfish (and again, ARE YOU 4 YEARS OLD?!!!)
Faye - Faye didn’t like Sharpe, so Sharpe didn’t want me being friends with Faye #selfish
Denver Polo - Dudley kicks my friend out of the charity event per Sharpe's request (while Sharpe hides) and makes Dudley looks like the a**hole. #selfish
Text Above - Sharpe trying to burden me with her stupid parental problems after calling me a b*tch, c**t, fat, nothing, & reaching out to my enemies in hopes of hurting me. #SELFISH

The final straw for Sharpe came when she called an acquaintance of mine and instructed him and his girlfriend to do the following:

"Don't hang out with Alisha and Ross - we're not friends with them anymore."

Yet she was still sending me BS texts like the ones above.

So that was it. I was done.

Sharpe continued to try to communicate with me Nov & Dec of last year with no response.

Then she sent that asinine text in March & I subsequently exploded. To jog your memories:

I didn't hurt you Sharpe.

You hurt me.

& you hurt Dudley in the process.

Through this series of vents, hopefully you can grasp that much - if not, you truly are a dumb little girl.

Have I hurt you now?

Perhaps.

But some may say you deserve every screenshot & every gracefully typed out word.

Final thoughts on Sharpe?

She's a turd in a punch bowl.

Just a festival hat wearin' turd, floatin around in a punch bowl.

Dud is the punch.

OR should I say,

WAS the punch.

#theybrokeup

#gogethimMary

Sharpe stultified Dudley to his core.

She consistently made him look like a fool - a punchline if you will. She jumped at the chance to expose his infidelities along with his biggest investment failure to date (& maybe, just maybe, Dudley wouldn't have had that dead loss IF Sharpe hadn't had him running around trying to “take me down” because of her own personal vendettas).

Final thoughts on Dudley?

Oof Dudley makes me sad - 6 years of friendship wiped out!

But Dudley, I hope you can get back to where you were.

Sharpe wanted you fat so less girls would want you - truly a special kind of twisted - so go and get diced up again! Get healthy!

& Dudley, think back to your Gothic goddess of a girlfriend. You gravitated around that girl like she was the mf*cking sun. She didn't suffocate you and you certainly didn't feel the need to scam behind her back. She illuminated you.

Find that kind of pull again. That kind of special. That kind of magic.

Not a little minion cackling incessantly at everything you do - not a turd in a punch bowl.

Also...best of luck getting Sharpe out of your condo - that succubus isn’t going to detach quickly lol. #pestcontrol911

To both Dudley & Sharpe,

…mostly Dudley because I don't care for turds.

I'm sorry we couldn't wind this down.

I'm sorry we couldn't get back to where we were.

I'm sorry we couldn't defuse the anger.

Next time, maybe you both will think twice before stepping on a friend.

"Being sweet to everyone all the time can get you into a lot of trouble...this can contribute to some of your life’s worst regrets if someone takes advantage of this trait in you.
Grow a backbone, trust your gut, and know when to strike back.
Be like a snake—only bite if someone steps on you." - Taylor Swift

Hiss. Hiss.

xoxo

Chapter 10, The End