You ready to get scared Denver? It's officially spooky season and we got to experience Denver's Best Haunted House this weekend - 13th Floor - and had a ghoulishly good time!

Get your tickets HERE !

We arrived and made our way to the Shriekeasy where 21+ patrons can enjoy spooky libations before or after experiencing the haunted house (IDs checked on site)! Marci and I went for some hard apple ciders to really put us in the fall spirit.

Once we had our fair share of liquid courage, we were ready to take on the 13th Floor! 13th Floor transported us to 3 different worlds this year: Frostbite, The Dollmaker and Bad Blood. The actors, costuming and sets were amazing!

Frostbite: A state-of-the-art Cryogenics lab has had a breakthrough in reanimating the dead. This new technology gives life back to the deceased as they thaw from their frozen state. Although their minds are blank, scientists have found a way to control the super humans by implanting a microchip into the brain. The awakened test subjects have been used for aiding in daily tasks until an unknown entity hacked into the mainframe and have turned the mindless humans into pure killing machines.

Patrons 21+ are invited to experience the haunt’s Sub-Zero Secret Bar in the Frostbite world and enjoy a concoction created in the cryogenic lab.

The Dollmaker: The scary house at the end of the street sits abandoned with the passing of its owner, the dollmaker. Although the house sits quiet and still, his collection of Victorian dolls still fills every inch of every room. Before the old man (Lady?) passed, he placed every doll exactly where he wanted them to reside and any disruption will be dealt with as the spirit of the dollmaker inhabits the porcelain and defends his life's work, even in death. This was the scariest part of the haunt for us and Marci and I were booking it through & stepping on each other along the way lol.

Bad Blood: The ancient feud between Vampires and Werewolves rages within the shadows of today’s city streets. For years, humans have been held secret from the battling creatures, but not anymore. A recent uprising has turned the city into a living nightmare of snarling fangs, spilled blood and absolute chaos. A ruthless pack of werewolves on wheels known as the Lycan MC clash with the savage mob of skate punk vampires, the Coffin Crew. Anyone caught between the warring factions are subject to the carnage that awaits. Cue the chainsaws!

After we made it through the 13th Floor Haunted House, we checked out Sensory Overload. Sensory Overload is an intense fear inducing maze that is COMPLETELY dark! Marci and I had to rely on our sense of sound and touch to make our way through the numerous physical challenges of Sensory Overload. This interactive experience required that we use our hands to guide ourselves through the maze while walking, ducking, stepping over, and squeezing through some strange spaces. This is a physical experience that had us thoroughly spooked BUT we made it all the way through! & were v proud of ourselves for it.

Another activity offered at the 13th Floor? Blitz Bowl - Football Bowling! Blitz Bowl is a combination of football and bowling with a dash of corn hole. The goal is to throw a football at your opponent’s pins and be the first to knock them all down. Marci rocked this game while my arm turned out to be a far cry from Peyton Manning's lol.

Axe throwing is also offered at 13th Floor at Class Axe throwing. Become familiar with a 1.5lb axe as you learn, practice and then finally square off for target throwing.

Looking to elevate your 13 Floor experience? Look no further than private VIP R.I.P. Cabanas! In addition to your tickets, you’ll enjoy a bucket of beer and/or seltzers of your choice, a large popcorn, 10 axe throws, arms reach access to games and activities such as jumbo jenga, guaranteed visits from the haunt’s un-dead characters and $13 off merch!

A huge spooktacular thanks to 13th Floor & team for having us!

Get your tickets HERE and happy hauntings my boo's! Let them know that denv.her. sent you! xx

13th Floor Haunted House

Address: 3400 E 52nd Ave, Denver, CO 80216
Phone: (303) 355-3327
Website: https://www.13thfloorhauntedhouse.com/