Chapter 9, Screenshots

Screenshots or it didn’t happen? #reademandweep

There were honestly too many screenshots to go through and write in everyone’s prospective fake names like I normally do; so just know that all blurred out info is most likely supposed to be filled in with ‘Sharpe’ or ‘Dudley’.

It’s like Mad Libs for a #ventsesh lol.

The below chain of screenshots are from the morning following the concert where I told Sharpe that Dudley and Mary were having a suggestive social media relationship behind her back.

Sharpe then went through Dudley’s phone and found an entire text thread going back months between Dudley and Mary.

Sharpe was unwell:

OH!!!?

Sharpe, you’re sad for treating good friends like sh*t solely because you found out your boyfriend is a skeez?

Good talk.

You’re a questionable human being.

Sharpe. Your ex boyfriend was not a sociopath - he ghosted you because you’re a nut job.

& lucky for you, Dudley is too stupid to be a sociopath…so he’ll never be able to get rid of you lol.

Another example of Sharpe’s loyalty - she gets pissed and starts exposing Dudley’s biggest failure to date.

This text from Sharpe really bothered me.

“Guys are all fucking pigs” ???

Uh-uh.

No way.

Try again home-girl.

YOUR guy is like this (and I honestly think he’s like this because of the way you are).

But maybe if you had ANY resemblance of a backbone (like the other women in your family, aka your mother), you wouldn’t put up with this behavior.

But readers, Dudley could literally (and I mean LITERALLY) bang a girl right in front of Sharpe, & she would not leave him.

& he knows this all too well.

Like a chihuahua!

I HIGHLY doubt Sharpe told Dudley not to get brunch with Gert & Clara off the bat. I have a hunch Dudley was still going to go through with brunch but then Sharpe and I met up for HH - she realized they had blown things drastically out of proportion and it’s only then she made him back off.

A couple things:

1) Sharpe, you would be losing if Dudley broke up with you.

He knows it.

His friends know it.

We all know it.

Hence why you stayed with him.

2) You wouldn’t have had to grind financially if you would have found a job after getting fired. But you didn’t! You sat on your butt watching TV, eating bonbons on Dudley’s sofa at Dudley’s expense for 11 months. All the while not contributing a penny #theultimatemooch. & like no wonder his siblings don’t like you.

3) You want someone to be loyal to you like you are to them????

HA! That’s a fresh load of crap.

We saw how loyal you were to me - maybe Dudley was just copying your actions with your friends with his other sidepieces. #karmaisabitch #soidonthavetobeone.

Sharpe texted me the following exchange the next morning - she hacked Dudley’s IG and was going through his messages with Mary.

She sent me the following screenshot from Dudley and Mary’s convo:

Sharpe trying to convince herself she’s hotter than Mary like:

Remember when I told you all that this extended way past Mary?

Let me show you what I meant.

That’s a screenshot.

of Dudley’s Instagram DMs.

Where he’s talking to an entirely different girl.

Not Sharpe.

Not Mary.

Dis a new one.

& it’s ONE OF THE HUNDREDS of messages to other girls that Sharpe found while creeping through Dudley’s phone.

#cringe #cringe #cringe

Ladies & Gents, if your partner is messaging countless other women:

“YOU’RE SO FUCKING CUTE I COULD DIE!!!”

when you thought your relationship was solid, the two of you weren’t fighting, & you found out about it - would you stay with that person?

When your significant other was writing to these girls on your birthday?

On Thanksgiving?

On Christmas?

My personal answer?

#helltotheno #helltothenononono

This is how short sighted Sharpe is:

“F*cking ruined my weekend.”

…

Lol ugh.

Like, your man is dogging you behind your back by talking to hundreds of other women and it’s not going to ruin your relationship?? It’s simply going to ruin your weekend?

I truly wonder what one has to do to be blessed with this kind of stupidity.

*pursuing

So the dust settles and Sharpe continues on in her spineless relationship with the Dudster. Literally - all of this transpired - & nothing happened between them two of them lol.

Readers, if I was a betting woman (which I am), it’s safe to say, you have more dignity and self respect in your pinky finger than Sharpe has in her entire body.

It’s freaking hysterical!.

Mary ends up reaching out to Sharpe:

So, Dudley was also still talking to his ex girlfriend & was deleting those messages - the sketch meter is just sky rocketing at this point folks and Sharpe obviously isn’t cutting it in this relationship.

I for one, despise the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. Like why on earth would you want your enemies close? I avidly go out of my way to make sure I don’t have to see and or associate with my enemies at all.

But if Sharpe wants to get drinks with someone who wants her boyfran? You do you girl! You’re strange AF but go for it. After drinks maybe ya’ll can have a threesome!

And that my friends - will be the conclusion of screenshots & the second to last installment of this series.

Then we’ll finally

FINALLY

get back to regular #ventsesh programming!

Thank God.

To Be Continued.